Q. Damn Psy! You sho' gots a lot of them there staffers!
- It makes me feel like I'm important.
Q. Hey! (Random Comic) didn't update! Fire them.
- No
Q. Dear pyshco - I really want to be on fb20xl omg lolsslslslslsl
A. It's "Psycho". "Psycho". Say it with me. It's a normal english word used all the damn time. It's a very famous movie! If you can't spell my FUCKING name right, get out 'da door!
Q. FINE. "Psycho", can I PLEASE be part of FB20XL?
A. Sure. - BUT...but but but.
Q. What's the "but"?
A. Nothing. I just like saying but.
Q. ...How the fuck do I get on FB20XL you little wanker.
A. Right. Sorry. Okay here's the deal -
Send me a link to your comics or e-mail me some of your comics in PNG, GIF, or JPG. Anything else and I won't look at it. If you can't send that specific type of file - you're SOL.
Q. Any type of specific "thing" you're looking for?
A. The only real type of thing I'm looking for is a "comic". Any type of comic. I mostly like funny comics. Not that I won't accept serious comics - but I more than often don't just because I don't read that type of comic.
Q. Sounds good! And specific rules I need to know if I'm accepted.
A. Well, you really need a basic knowledge of HTML and a way to update your comics in some sort of archive. You'll also need to place my google ads on your site to help pay for your space. ALSO, I push for an update once a week. If you're just taking up space I kick your ass out the curb.
- If you wanna update one a month with a mouse drawing of Sonic and go "OMG I'M SO SORRY I HAVE NO UPDATES LOLOLOL", pay for your own damn site.
¬.¬; Hmmmmmm - the only other thing I can think of is I don't usually let people post without content unless it's a damn slow week.
Q. Where do I send you my submissions?
A. My e-mail! :D
Q. Do I need to be a kiss ass?
A. No. Not only no, but hell no. - Just...give me you're submissions like a normal human being and we'll be good.
Again, I'll host anything and anybody, I just have to like it. If I don't like it, it doesn't mean your COMIC'S BAD or anything like that. It's just my opinion of it. It's not the END OF THE WORLD. - I mean - you can start a I HATE PSY page like EVERYONE else that hasn't gotten on this site. OR - you can try something different.
Q. Will you respond to my e-mail if I try out?
A. If things go well and I think your site should be hosted, yes.
Q. What if it doesn't get accepted?
A. Probably not. More often than not, if I respond with something that isn't what "they" want to hear, "they" get very nasty. "They" start using "Air-quotes" and throw "knifes" at my "face". I don't want to mess with all the drama of that. Sorry :/
Good luck and happy hunting!
~ Psy
